Score: 6

"It's soulful"

submission: White Mage Christmas

date: December 25, 2008

for Everybody:

Graphics: Graphics are nice and glossy, and slick all over. There are nice effects enabled when you click on stuff.

Style: Static. It is just a girl standing there with a wand. It's a very christmasy scene though with her standing there and with the music bringing up tranquillity.

Sound: The music is a theme of an anime Macross Frontier called Diamond Crevasse. Long, alluring theme played with violin. Without the music it's just a nice card, without a soul though.

Violence: There is no violence. Being a christmas edition and all.

Interactivity: Well there are a lot of gizmos on the screen. You can get characters to appear or dissapear by clicking and some effects (and bouncing boobs woohooo!). other than that it's a zilch.

Humor: If you find the furry animals and anime characters that Matt puts in every of his flash amusing you might like this, but other than that really, besides the bouncing boobs (you know there could even be a factor called that in this movie) there really isn't anything to laugh at.

Overall: It's a nice christmas card. With soulful music. And furry little critters.

for Author:

Graphics: Same style, same char. You didn't want to make a WM dressup sim but you had to satisfy for this? Ok. Nice. But I really don't like why she looks to much like Pope Mage, another one of your chars. The style she has here is so NOT White Mage. 8/10

Style: Meh, christmas card. Timing is nice. Also the fact that you pull this off without warning. But, you could have done something more original. I don't know, a SPAM card??? This could of been your piece de resistance, with all the characters you have in your disposal... 4/10

Sound: Nice touch. You pull out this song no-ones ever heard of from an anime noones ever heard of and introduce it over to the public. Nice going putting that link up there cos if I had put it up here I'd get myself shot. Dont know the song but I imagine Diamond crevasse sound like chrismas or ice enough to put it on here. 6/10

Violence: You couldn't include even a LITTLE BIT of hardcore hentai in, could you? Well, okay, I'll forgive ya for now. Guess I'll have to go see if Line Marvel has cooked up any nice, juicy christmas greetings with His character... 0/10

Interactivity: Ok you disabled the buttons from players to press on and added some nice stuff. Well I actually missed the blizzard you promised. I thought clicking on her staff would have made it appear but it didn't hmmm. Just some snow falling down and you could have also made a "BOINGG" sound when you click on her breasts. Thats all. 6/10

Humor: The furry little friends are probably enough humor for your flah. Let's just leave it at that. 3/10

Overall: For somthing that's in in the SPAM locker you've done pretty well. The score is 3,49 where I'm at. I see you've managed to gain a trusting fangroup over the many years on NG for yourself. Either that, or then you're just struck yourself really lucky this time. 6/10

Score: 7

"Pretty basic, still lots of pictures"

submission: Ultimate Hentai Vol-2

date: June 23, 2008

Graphics: 8

There is lot of hentai here.... I personally am surprised how much May hentai you found. A few years ago I did some searcing myself for- errr- unspecified reasons and could find none - kudos for being more successful.

A bit disappointed by the fluctuation of graphical quality. By the first page pics I would of thought all pics are as good but there are some choppy images inbetween the good ones.

Style: 7

???? HUH? this is an interesting style. I haven't seen a selection bar where you can pick Which girl to get first. I've seen them come out in a row but not in a Tray. This is interesting....

Okay , very good taste on the title pictures. Those, I think, if not for some exceptions, are the best pictures of the whole gallery. Am a bit annoyed at the way you have to go back to the title screen and wait for the things to load each time you go get another girl.....

Sound: 9

It is a very twisted idea indeed to put trance music in the background. Geez, some guys might wet their pants even before they begin to play with their joysticks.

Violence: 2

Less or no violence. It consists of mild penetration and bondage if does exist.

Interactivity: 9

There are indeed a lot of buttons in the game for the player to interact with.

Humor: 4

Hentai in general isn't funny. And it is such that it eats score away from the Style. If hentai is done properly, it eats the humourousness value becasue it ISN'T. If hentai is funny it is done badly. Fortunately, this isn't too much of that.

( Cummability: 4 )

:) Ok you asked me a seven for this the last time, I'm afraid I still not gonna hafta comply.... the pictures are nice, but just not pokemon hentai this time that sparks me. Sorry. :(

I was mostly into the May pic thats also on the front page and the two May pics that have big bouncy juggs.

Interface: 4

There are some bugs indeed. Sometimes the May gallery doesn't loop music or it may be just my pc. When u move the window size, it stops playing music and sometimes when you quit, it doesn't start from main screen but from mid air and it doesnt go forward.

Plus nine megs and since it doesnt streamline this is what you get.

Overall: 7

Pokemon themed hentai gallery featuring Misty, Dawn, May and Jesse and some others.

Score: 6

"Its fun to watch over and over again"

submission: Wolfenstein 3D Headshot

date: June 19, 2008

Grpahics: 7

Not really much you can do diffrently without replacing the sprites with anything else. Adding face exprssions on the guys and the character is a nice addition and i cant think of any more graphically, th eonly thing might be a little more of those extra texts like "lol he fainted". i think i might ahve seen one guy puke under himself when he was shot but i'm not sure if it happened....

Style: 8

Ok, even because of the gamestyle-interface where most of the score is made by the characters owning in the game world, it doesnt overcome the fact that he makes an impossible save at the last seconds. The idea that you, the author make a decision to change the "game" into an unrealistical direction by fearing that other people think youre a nazi, is unforgivable and somehow useless to me. Artists should be allowed what artists must do. If hitler won in the first place he should have won. There is no "pity victory" in this game. The character had 1 life left at the moment, I recall it means dying.......

Sound: 4

The biggest area of improvement in the game- err i mean movie. The sound is occasionally too loud and startles you out like the music part in the start when it continues on into the game the guys voice is way too high compared to the music. also the ending music is too silent if you wanna listen to it after the credits. otherwise the music themes r awesome and the sounds are hilarious.

Violence: 10

"There guys bust thorugh there going BOOM! HEADSOT sucka there guys going to the starits going BOOM HEADSHOT!!! oh yeah Headshot man Head Shot...." what more there is to add? O_O

Interactity: 6

The play and replay button at the movie work and the movie is so short and funny u wont miss having any other buttons. ;)

Humor: 9

The BOOM! Headshot joke wears out during the movie, but to my surpirse I fund that it still kinda Works even despite of that. So, Thumbs Up! :)

Overall: 6

This movie actually has so high of a violence perhaps that it lowers the overall on my mind. You really have to be on a twisted mood to be able to like to watch this. =)

Score: 4

"not a very good game"

submission: It's A Big Bad World!

date: June 8, 2008

Graphics: 3

Okay, I prefer simple, and I think simple is the best. But GOD this game has bad graphics. of all the reviewing I've done in the past years, not giving too many submissions a bad score on graphics, if this game doesn't deserve a low score on graphics, nothing does.

Style: 6

Ok, I like the whole desperado thing that you have going on in the end, and the idea that you can Shoot and Kill annoying characters. but what nothered me was the end: why its so short and ends like it did. you only get to shoot a few guys and thats it.

Sound: 4

Not really bad. funky, actually. just not my style.

Violence: 7

Violence definitely the best attribute, lots of blood and gore. Although you shoot only IMAGINARY characters.

Interactivity: 6

Interactivity is also good for this movie. you have lots of lots of buttons and things to press. but i also notcie that they are pretty pointless to press. you get forward or backward from the menu/ end button which you would anyways by clicking the opponents. and even f you win you still get the same message if you pass w 0 score.

Humor: 5

Mixed Opinions: on the other hand i enjoy it, on the other i ponder should I be enjoying and wasting my time on this.

Overall: 4

Score: 8

"those questions looked BASTARD hard..."

submission: Porn Quiz 1

date: May 29, 2008

it's a good thing I didn't have to answer them since I went straight from start to finish by skipping them all. :)

Graphics: 8

A cute girl, and sufficient graphics for a quiz. JUST DON'T zoom in on her because it gets choppy real quick.

Style: 10

This is how a hentai quiz should be made.

Sound: 8

Not quite my kinda porn music. Yeah, ok its not be WOrst i've heard, but.... there's better on the net, idk its just me.

Violence: 0

Interactivity: 9

It's lokkin' phyne da me bro'. lokkin' FINE.

Humor: 7

Ok, some of the questons you put out there were really funny like the Royal flush and the north pole one, where the EFF are you supposed to know Those? the only not funny thing is the rude RETARD noise, but i guess its supposed to be rude.

( Cummability: 8 )

Overall: 8

A one BIIIIIG minus to you from gameplay. the player can skip the questions by clicking Forward on the second mouse button. this enables all fellow pornwatchers to get free ass! *wink* *wink* not that that's a bad thing.

Score: 7

"If imnot back in 5 min ill be eating some Y 2nite!"

submission: Hot blonde chick?

date: May 24, 2008

Graphics: 6

Style: 6

Sound: 5

Violence: 1

Interactivity: 4

Humor: 7

Some of the dialogue is funny but hard to understand:

"By the Grace of great Scott. I'll be wanna eating hole ever with some father beings and a bottle of champange"?

"Why is this city full of Fucking ladyboyz!"

Overall: 7

Score: 2

"worst flash I've seen in some time"

submission: The Mortal Kombat Bar 2

date: May 21, 2008

here's why:

Graphics: 7

Style: 1

Extreme bad. This is, like the Nerdiest stuff I have ever seen. Serously, who would enjoy seeing these awesome fighting characters sitting together in a BAR and chatting? No one.

Sound: 2

Inexistant most of the movie, except speech. The voices aren't very descriptive sounding for the characters and the music is terible.

Violence: 8

Interactivity: 9

There may be even a little bit TOO much bttons for comfort.

Humor: 5

Hmmm, yea ok. At times, tho I didn't know whther to cry or to laugh.

Overall: 2

LOL I'm sorry, its a piece of crap..... it's painful for me to watch it a second time, and the loading took AGES.

Score: 8

"After got to first pics and heard the music..."

submission: Ultimate Hentai Vol.1

date: May 21, 2008

I knew this was gonna be good.

Graphics: 8

Style: 7

Sound: 6

Awesoe music for a game like this, but it should be looping, now it only restarts when u go back to the start.

Violence: 2

Interactivity: 5

Humor: 6

Hentai is always a lil' funny. plus the music increases the impression.

( Cummability: 3 )

None of these girls actually sparked me in that way, until I did a re-run at the first Sakura pic. But for those Beginning their journey in hentai, this is a great set.

Overall: 8

There is so much would-be hentai out tere that doesn't fill the criteria. This isn't one of them. Only minus is that is too short.

Score: 4

"my marks:"

submission: Indiana Jones The Boulder

date: May 20, 2008

Graphics: 4

Because i love Indiana Jones and the Boulder is cute. Any more would be mockery against those who actually make GOOD movies out of simple graphics.

Style: 4

It started well, but the end.... well pretty much says it all. Didn't catch it.

Sound: 7

vilence: 3

I know it's supposed to be violent because it has Indiana Jones (it sort of part of what he's known for) but the Boulder is just too darn cute. and he didn't CATCH Indy. the way I see it he's like a Pikachu going "chu chu chu" after a rambo guy with a whip. you can't give high vilence from that....

Interactivity: 4

Humor: 6

Funny To an Extent..... but don't push it. Don't do this again r I'll may have to blam you.

I don't understand how a file that big loaded quick enough to view anyway.....

Overall: 4

Score: 6

"As a note to the previous reviewer"

submission: Bad Baby

date: May 19, 2008

Yes, I am one of those perverts who thought there's some wanking material here. But proven wrong like many, many times before. Damn! They use female images a lot on the front page!

Graphics: 9

It's smootly drawn so easy to watch and besides Eye Candy.

Style: 7

Not entireyl to my favoring, but defeintely weird enough to keep me positively intersted.

Sound: 7

Nothing complicated, but fits the scenes. Reminds me of those David Firth / Spoilsbury Toast boy submissions.

Violence: 8

Interactivity: 6

Humor: 2

It's funny how everyone else in this movie judging from the sound is having fun BUT me.

Don't know where else to put it but it aannoyed me to go back frame by frame to see that the pig said "Timothy Bergen will die" it went bye so fast.

Overall: 6

Would have been higher were it not for the large file size.