Score: 0

"peice of crap"

submission: The Assumption Song

date: July 19, 2009

it gets a -2 because none of the audio is actually yours.

and a -2 for STICK FIGURE animation, should pretty much speak for itself.

and -1 for cussing. although you tried to hide it in the video it exists on the front menu, and I don't look pleased at you cussing the viewer.

Total vote: 0

and now for the obligatory constructive comments Newgrounds requests because of my low score...

you used too much frames. when i quick viewed it through it took ages to get to the first scene where the guy looks up. a skilled artist shouldn't waste time making pointless frames with little to no animation.

the animating space is poorly used. the content in this video could have been expressed better with a comic for example. no need to make a full length movie just to see your simple stick figures bouncing around

Score: 8

"fun but requires a fast pc"

submission: Anaksha: Female Assassin

date: May 31, 2009

ok this is a freakin frustrating game if I ever saw one. first, it took me like 3 hours trying to pass this game to the last stage with my pc, at first. gameplay is quite fast but slows down real quick as there are more and more animatable people on the screen. well i got to last stage, but didn't know how to kill the boss, shot him in the eye, on the case, shot the light etc. then i restarted stage but the screen didn't load. only the background did. this may be just a bug in My pc, but i had to start the game all over again.

Fortunately, I passed through in about 20 mins byt enlargening the screen so that there was nothing but the game this time being processed by bmy pc. well, thats not over seeing I still didn't know how to kill the last guy. upon scrolling 22 pages of review - only to find "this is great game please make more" reviews and nothing of actually HELFUL - thank you very much, guys. and through walkthough sites, that said "oh im not gonna tell you how to pass level 13 hee hee" i finally got to this page saying you have to shoot the rope which is holding that metal bar when the guy is passing it so it crushes him. Whew!

after I had finished the dude , the game froze and completely crashed my browser. so I had to start over again and play the game through 3rd time

1 note on the AI as the last guy mentioned. it is indeed stupid to see rest of the street running like mad when u shoot someone BUT the next victim youre supposed to shoot. i see that it is so that when the shot hits them near enough they start running. it helps the aiming , sure, on diffciult missions, but still looks pretty stupid.

tip: the right target usually is the guy who's taking a smoke or stops walking early on.

i dont know what happens when the lab blows up all i hear is music. my browser really does crash at that point but im reading walkthoughs it is the end.

Graphics: 9

awesome, detailed work. the guys outfits could vary, though. or have details.

Sound: 10

dramatic. adds feeling that wouldn't exist normally making you feel when you read the text: This is wrong!

Style: 6

Obvioulsy you ripped off Quentin Tarantino. everuthing s the same, chracter themes, coloring, envronment. I dont respect it.

Interactivity: 10

lots and lots of clicking and moving the mouse. both fast-paced and accurate, needing patience.

Violence: 10

its based on violence entirely.

Humor: 4

well there ar more tad bits flying around in the form of dark humor jokes and falling/flying heads. always enjoyed de-jawing that reverend!

(Cummability: 6

some guys could get huge boners on the adult store advertisements seen in stages. particularly 1 or 2 females in neon lights look HOT! i gotta tell ya, everyhting but the butane lighter fluid is correct, us men really are B@stards!)

Overall: 8

its a dark sniper set into a dark Sin City world.

Score: 6

"It's soulful"

submission: White Mage Christmas

date: December 25, 2008

for Everybody:

Graphics: Graphics are nice and glossy, and slick all over. There are nice effects enabled when you click on stuff.

Style: Static. It is just a girl standing there with a wand. It's a very christmasy scene though with her standing there and with the music bringing up tranquillity.

Sound: The music is a theme of an anime Macross Frontier called Diamond Crevasse. Long, alluring theme played with violin. Without the music it's just a nice card, without a soul though.

Violence: There is no violence. Being a christmas edition and all.

Interactivity: Well there are a lot of gizmos on the screen. You can get characters to appear or dissapear by clicking and some effects (and bouncing boobs woohooo!). other than that it's a zilch.

Humor: If you find the furry animals and anime characters that Matt puts in every of his flash amusing you might like this, but other than that really, besides the bouncing boobs (you know there could even be a factor called that in this movie) there really isn't anything to laugh at.

Overall: It's a nice christmas card. With soulful music. And furry little critters.

for Author:

Graphics: Same style, same char. You didn't want to make a WM dressup sim but you had to satisfy for this? Ok. Nice. But I really don't like why she looks to much like Pope Mage, another one of your chars. The style she has here is so NOT White Mage. 8/10

Style: Meh, christmas card. Timing is nice. Also the fact that you pull this off without warning. But, you could have done something more original. I don't know, a SPAM card??? This could of been your piece de resistance, with all the characters you have in your disposal... 4/10

Sound: Nice touch. You pull out this song no-ones ever heard of from an anime noones ever heard of and introduce it over to the public. Nice going putting that link up there cos if I had put it up here I'd get myself shot. Dont know the song but I imagine Diamond crevasse sound like chrismas or ice enough to put it on here. 6/10

Violence: You couldn't include even a LITTLE BIT of hardcore hentai in, could you? Well, okay, I'll forgive ya for now. Guess I'll have to go see if Line Marvel has cooked up any nice, juicy christmas greetings with His character... 0/10

Interactivity: Ok you disabled the buttons from players to press on and added some nice stuff. Well I actually missed the blizzard you promised. I thought clicking on her staff would have made it appear but it didn't hmmm. Just some snow falling down and you could have also made a "BOINGG" sound when you click on her breasts. Thats all. 6/10

Humor: The furry little friends are probably enough humor for your flah. Let's just leave it at that. 3/10

Overall: For somthing that's in in the SPAM locker you've done pretty well. The score is 3,49 where I'm at. I see you've managed to gain a trusting fangroup over the many years on NG for yourself. Either that, or then you're just struck yourself really lucky this time. 6/10

Score: 6

"Haven't seen the movie"

submission: tWHYlight

date: December 16, 2008

I've heard people talk abut the book around the web and I didn't quite get them, what is so incredible about the Twilight series?

Normally I don't like this type of movies, offering too much of an insight into your lives and the personal info (like the website that you have links on to, often does - GRRR! ¨>.<¨)

However just for the Hell of it, since you're against these people providing the mass hysteria - I give you a 3 vote! And a Thumbs Up!

Keep up the Lord's (Tom's!) work, guys, and maybe one day we'll flush that turd right down the toilet the way it should be flushed...!

Score: 8

"Spacey"

submission: Look up at the sky

date: December 16, 2008

for Everybody:

Graphics: The graphics fit well with the music. It is like the whole piece is being conducted by the blinking stars in the sky. You probably miss out a lot if you watch this flash without listening to the music because the animation is more boring than the music.

Sound: The music is a pulsating tune with a groovy beat that you can almost dance to.

Style: Watch it, it's Fo'Shizzle!

Violence: It is awesome! A space movie without explosions. It's so serene you won't miss the explosions!

Interactivity: There's virtually nointeractivity, just a play button. After you press it the movie will start playiang and will loop forever.

Humor: It is not very funny and it is not meant to be.

Overall: A nice panoramic view on a nightly/seminightly sky. Theres philosophical aspects present: you get the feeling like the ngiht is continuing forever, and theres also a hint of cyberfuture with the guys headset blinking all the time.

for Author:

Graphics: The clouds aren't really that impressive to me. They could be better seeing they are the only mass objects in the sky. The night stars are a mystery to me. I still have no idea how you made all of those sweet moves on them. The night sky looks really realistic. Kudos for a nice outlook. 8/10

Sound: Nice going. I'm a trance / techno fan myself so I guess I'm more Hypnotized by the song. =) 6/10

Style: Well I am alot into space and space related stuff so this gets to me, even though I was worried at first at a slow start. I see that you are trying to do something artistic by making it look like the stars draw stuff to the space like a pencil, nice touch. 9/10

Violence: No violence. This doesn't get you props. You could theoretically have an explosion or two or a comet going by, but understanding it doesn't really suite the style, it doesn't hurt the score. 0/10

Interactivity: I see that the buttons don't work. You can't go back and forth with the scenes, the only thing you can do is rewind to start and get the play button to work by pressing forward and thn press play. Or you can click forward until the movie starts playing. I see it's a movie set in a flash script, so when you press back it first goes all the way to the movie start and then starts going back the few flash frames there are. So theres no skipping frames in the movie part, just in the short flash area before it. 2/10

Humor: Aserious space movie. The only parts where I was a little bit thinking of chuckling was when the stars went "WOOSH" from one side to another and made a cutting lines into the space and then this red star blinks in the right. I dont know if youre a fan of it but it looked like some RPG fight scenes and like someone struck an eye to me at the end. But then the movie started over. 2/10

Overall: Uhhh, make a sequel! ¨^..^¨ 8/10

Score: 7

"Pretty basic, still lots of pictures"

submission: Ultimate Hentai Vol-2

date: June 23, 2008

Graphics: 8

There is lot of hentai here.... I personally am surprised how much May hentai you found. A few years ago I did some searcing myself for- errr- unspecified reasons and could find none - kudos for being more successful.

A bit disappointed by the fluctuation of graphical quality. By the first page pics I would of thought all pics are as good but there are some choppy images inbetween the good ones.

Style: 7

???? HUH? this is an interesting style. I haven't seen a selection bar where you can pick Which girl to get first. I've seen them come out in a row but not in a Tray. This is interesting....

Okay , very good taste on the title pictures. Those, I think, if not for some exceptions, are the best pictures of the whole gallery. Am a bit annoyed at the way you have to go back to the title screen and wait for the things to load each time you go get another girl.....

Sound: 9

It is a very twisted idea indeed to put trance music in the background. Geez, some guys might wet their pants even before they begin to play with their joysticks.

Violence: 2

Less or no violence. It consists of mild penetration and bondage if does exist.

Interactivity: 9

There are indeed a lot of buttons in the game for the player to interact with.

Humor: 4

Hentai in general isn't funny. And it is such that it eats score away from the Style. If hentai is done properly, it eats the humourousness value becasue it ISN'T. If hentai is funny it is done badly. Fortunately, this isn't too much of that.

( Cummability: 4 )

:) Ok you asked me a seven for this the last time, I'm afraid I still not gonna hafta comply.... the pictures are nice, but just not pokemon hentai this time that sparks me. Sorry. :(

I was mostly into the May pic thats also on the front page and the two May pics that have big bouncy juggs.

Interface: 4

There are some bugs indeed. Sometimes the May gallery doesn't loop music or it may be just my pc. When u move the window size, it stops playing music and sometimes when you quit, it doesn't start from main screen but from mid air and it doesnt go forward.

Plus nine megs and since it doesnt streamline this is what you get.

Overall: 7

Pokemon themed hentai gallery featuring Misty, Dawn, May and Jesse and some others.

Score: 4

"Dissapointing"

submission: Shoo Fly

date: June 21, 2008

Graphics: 9

Picture Perfect. The movement goes nicely and evry item is both imaginatively made and distinguishable, however I dont understand just like you said why did you use such a huge amount of time on this if the technique you made this one was such a hard one to do by.

Style: 4

Nah. Not really my style. I dont get the point of this. Why watch a woman chase a fly around the house pointlessly for half a minute nothing is accomplished it doesn't get to me.

Fly hangs in there for quite a while though o_0

Sound: 5

Well there not really much sound I mean its mostly like music not sound at all but hey anyway at least there is some......

Violence: 3

You know that lady just tries to keep killing the god dman fly but doesnt succeed in it its just there but not quite..... the violence is all the time visible but it doesnt actually ever happen. You have to imagine it happen... on the fly. Eventually.

Interactivity: 7

There is, quite a lot of buttons and all that you can pres and entertain yourself during the minute that the flash goes on. A gratifiable performance to do on such a short flash. However it doesn't save this flash from a low score.

Humor: 7

Well humor is...... humor is a big part of it all when you do something in anime. Evrything that you do in anime is funny. Like, if you draw how paint would dry its funny if its done in anime. This is no exception.

Overall: 4

As I said it doesn' t save this flash that it has some nice buttons or nice interactivity values. If yore in a for a quickie entertainment and a lesson onsome good FBF animation I suggest wathcing this otherwise you may be alittle bit dissapointed I know I was. Judging by the other peoples reviews and scores I was waiting for some kinda spectacle.

Score: 6

"uhhh...."

submission: Birthday Surprise

date: June 20, 2008

Graphics: 8

Adequately drawn. human characters look realistic and move realistically. body parts are in right proportion to one another.

Style: 6

Incest stries arent quite my style. besides this sint even HOT enough to get me excited or anything so why should I be carried away?

Sound: 5

Clean voice acting.youcan hearevery word theyre saying no theres no dispute of what they say but it sounds clumsy and unrealistic on the downside.

Violence: 1

Verbal if any.

Interactivity: 5

The clown is funny :) (If u move u mouse around and not click you can see the balloon pop over and over again 8D)

Humor: 7

Yeah, its flaulently humoruous on the first time and when you watch it over and over again you see that its actually quite nicely made. even if you know whats happening you still awe at the situation how the guy doesnt know whos under the blanket and it makes the situation feel understandable. one of the reason why u actually wanna watch this more times than one. but tis acually a very ncely made flash, a sotry with a moral *cogh* might i say

Overall: 6

uhh, yeah if u arent insulted by mild incest / pornographic referrations and look for a quick laugh you might check it out its only 0,5 megs however I dont get why this is on the front page......

Score: 6

"Hilarious 'cept the intermission"

submission: Wishmaster Misheard Lyric

date: June 19, 2008

Graphics: 6

On some parts, it is poorly drawn and difficult to tell what item or thing is in question,

howevwer graphicalwiseness on selecting what item to display and ingenuousness on handling the lyrics make up for that its hard to follow because of fast speed, like the text is usually very big to read and BOOM! His Noodly Appendage hits you right across the face in one part, a point that would seem hard to explain graphically at first.

Style: 6

Some of the punchlines are hard for me to understand and it goes by a little too fast to take a grip of. however during the course of the movie I do learn to accept the ingenuousness of sme sulutions like why you putting your own character in some part of the movie. I understand it IS you in there....?

Sound: 8

Lets put it this way: I like Nightwish ALTHOUGH I am finnish. even though it took like zero effort from you exept to synch the voices to the animation, just by selecting a good music you get a good score.

Violence: 6

Violence is all grapical. *coughcough* puns intended.....

Interactivity: 4

One button to play the movie with, and a second one to replay and it starts instantly after that.

Humor: 7

I have to admit, I laugh out loud every time I see that "Hardcore poooorn..... will find a wayyyyyyy...." part where first theres a porn magazine and suddenly its seen inside a rocket lol! also many other fun parts, Skarmory and Hurricane Rolf ownz the day!!! lol. and where did you find a picture of Ron Jeremy dressed as Mario???

However, a BIG minus to you from the intermission part. I was BORED to death while trying to keep up and read the text that was appearing on the screen right in the middle of a fast paced movie. WHY didn't you make like a small game with buttons or something istead of that crap, SHEESH! it eats out the interactivity, even.

Overall: 6

A pretty average lyrics spoof. It has more twists and mishearings than maybe your average Joe's edition. If, on top of this you like Nightwish music you may enjoy this.

Score: 6

"Its fun to watch over and over again"

submission: Wolfenstein 3D Headshot

date: June 19, 2008

Grpahics: 7

Not really much you can do diffrently without replacing the sprites with anything else. Adding face exprssions on the guys and the character is a nice addition and i cant think of any more graphically, th eonly thing might be a little more of those extra texts like "lol he fainted". i think i might ahve seen one guy puke under himself when he was shot but i'm not sure if it happened....

Style: 8

Ok, even because of the gamestyle-interface where most of the score is made by the characters owning in the game world, it doesnt overcome the fact that he makes an impossible save at the last seconds. The idea that you, the author make a decision to change the "game" into an unrealistical direction by fearing that other people think youre a nazi, is unforgivable and somehow useless to me. Artists should be allowed what artists must do. If hitler won in the first place he should have won. There is no "pity victory" in this game. The character had 1 life left at the moment, I recall it means dying.......

Sound: 4

The biggest area of improvement in the game- err i mean movie. The sound is occasionally too loud and startles you out like the music part in the start when it continues on into the game the guys voice is way too high compared to the music. also the ending music is too silent if you wanna listen to it after the credits. otherwise the music themes r awesome and the sounds are hilarious.

Violence: 10

"There guys bust thorugh there going BOOM! HEADSOT sucka there guys going to the starits going BOOM HEADSHOT!!! oh yeah Headshot man Head Shot...." what more there is to add? O_O

Interactity: 6

The play and replay button at the movie work and the movie is so short and funny u wont miss having any other buttons. ;)

Humor: 9

The BOOM! Headshot joke wears out during the movie, but to my surpirse I fund that it still kinda Works even despite of that. So, Thumbs Up! :)

Overall: 6

This movie actually has so high of a violence perhaps that it lowers the overall on my mind. You really have to be on a twisted mood to be able to like to watch this. =)