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it gets a -2 because none of the audio is actually yours.
and a -2 for STICK FIGURE animation, should pretty much speak for itself.
and -1 for cussing. although you tried to hide it in the video it exists on the front menu, and I don't look pleased at you cussing the viewer.
Total vote: 0
and now for the obligatory constructive comments Newgrounds requests because of my low score...
you used too much frames. when i quick viewed it through it took ages to get to the first scene where the guy looks up. a skilled artist shouldn't waste time making pointless frames with little to no animation.
the animating space is poorly used. the content in this video could have been expressed better with a comic for example. no need to make a full length movie just to see your simple stick figures bouncing around
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ok this is a freakin frustrating game if I ever saw one. first, it took me like 3 hours trying to pass this game to the last stage with my pc, at first. gameplay is quite fast but slows down real quick as there are more and more animatable people on the screen. well i got to last stage, but didn't know how to kill the boss, shot him in the eye, on the case, shot the light etc. then i restarted stage but the screen didn't load. only the background did. this may be just a bug in My pc, but i had to start the game all over again.
Fortunately, I passed through in about 20 mins byt enlargening the screen so that there was nothing but the game this time being processed by bmy pc. well, thats not over seeing I still didn't know how to kill the last guy. upon scrolling 22 pages of review - only to find "this is great game please make more" reviews and nothing of actually HELFUL - thank you very much, guys. and through walkthough sites, that said "oh im not gonna tell you how to pass level 13 hee hee" i finally got to this page saying you have to shoot the rope which is holding that metal bar when the guy is passing it so it crushes him. Whew!
after I had finished the dude , the game froze and completely crashed my browser. so I had to start over again and play the game through 3rd time
1 note on the AI as the last guy mentioned. it is indeed stupid to see rest of the street running like mad when u shoot someone BUT the next victim youre supposed to shoot. i see that it is so that when the shot hits them near enough they start running. it helps the aiming , sure, on diffciult missions, but still looks pretty stupid.
tip: the right target usually is the guy who's taking a smoke or stops walking early on.
i dont know what happens when the lab blows up all i hear is music. my browser really does crash at that point but im reading walkthoughs it is the end.
Graphics: 9
awesome, detailed work. the guys outfits could vary, though. or have details.
Sound: 10
dramatic. adds feeling that wouldn't exist normally making you feel when you read the text: This is wrong!
Style: 6
Obvioulsy you ripped off Quentin Tarantino. everuthing s the same, chracter themes, coloring, envronment. I dont respect it.
Interactivity: 10
lots and lots of clicking and moving the mouse. both fast-paced and accurate, needing patience.
Violence: 10
its based on violence entirely.
Humor: 4
well there ar more tad bits flying around in the form of dark humor jokes and falling/flying heads. always enjoyed de-jawing that reverend!
(Cummability: 6
some guys could get huge boners on the adult store advertisements seen in stages. particularly 1 or 2 females in neon lights look HOT! i gotta tell ya, everyhting but the butane lighter fluid is correct, us men really are B@stards!)
Overall: 8
its a dark sniper set into a dark Sin City world.
Author's Response:
I understand your concerns about the freezing and the AI. It was an experimental first game and all the issues you've raised will (hopefully!) be corrected in the new one so there'll be plenty to look forward to. Although I think the Tarantino references are totally coincidental. This game was more inspired by The Crow and Sin City. :)
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for Everybody:
Graphics: Graphics are nice and glossy, and slick all over. There are nice effects enabled when you click on stuff.
Style: Static. It is just a girl standing there with a wand. It's a very christmasy scene though with her standing there and with the music bringing up tranquillity.
Sound: The music is a theme of an anime Macross Frontier called Diamond Crevasse. Long, alluring theme played with violin. Without the music it's just a nice card, without a soul though.
Violence: There is no violence. Being a christmas edition and all.
Interactivity: Well there are a lot of gizmos on the screen. You can get characters to appear or dissapear by clicking and some effects (and bouncing boobs woohooo!). other than that it's a zilch.
Humor: If you find the furry animals and anime characters that Matt puts in every of his flash amusing you might like this, but other than that really, besides the bouncing boobs (you know there could even be a factor called that in this movie) there really isn't anything to laugh at.
Overall: It's a nice christmas card. With soulful music. And furry little critters.
for Author:
Graphics: Same style, same char. You didn't want to make a WM dressup sim but you had to satisfy for this? Ok. Nice. But I really don't like why she looks to much like Pope Mage, another one of your chars. The style she has here is so NOT White Mage. 8/10
Style: Meh, christmas card. Timing is nice. Also the fact that you pull this off without warning. But, you could have done something more original. I don't know, a SPAM card??? This could of been your piece de resistance, with all the characters you have in your disposal... 4/10
Sound: Nice touch. You pull out this song no-ones ever heard of from an anime noones ever heard of and introduce it over to the public. Nice going putting that link up there cos if I had put it up here I'd get myself shot. Dont know the song but I imagine Diamond crevasse sound like chrismas or ice enough to put it on here. 6/10
Violence: You couldn't include even a LITTLE BIT of hardcore hentai in, could you? Well, okay, I'll forgive ya for now. Guess I'll have to go see if Line Marvel has cooked up any nice, juicy christmas greetings with His character... 0/10
Interactivity: Ok you disabled the buttons from players to press on and added some nice stuff. Well I actually missed the blizzard you promised. I thought clicking on her staff would have made it appear but it didn't hmmm. Just some snow falling down and you could have also made a "BOINGG" sound when you click on her breasts. Thats all. 6/10
Humor: The furry little friends are probably enough humor for your flah. Let's just leave it at that. 3/10
Overall: For somthing that's in in the SPAM locker you've done pretty well. The score is 3,49 where I'm at. I see you've managed to gain a trusting fangroup over the many years on NG for yourself. Either that, or then you're just struck yourself really lucky this time. 6/10
Author's Response:
Uh, thanks for the massive review I guess.
Let's just say that I didn't try too hard on this one eh.
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Originality: 3
Diversity: 8
Clarity: 7
Effort: 8
Overall: 10
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Originality: 3
Gee I wonder how many Pokemon Red/Blue themes there are on the Internet? 10.... thousand?
Diversity: 8
Surprisingly complex-sounding even seeing that the original theme is already quite complex.
Clarity: 4
Unfortunately the raspiness of the style does cut a little off from clarity.
Effort: 7
You can hear that you've nevertheless spent a lot of time on this. Despite it being only 1½ minutes.
Overall: 8
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"It's almost as good or better than the original"
I really enjoyed it. But listen: what about making these from the other themes in the game? I'd really enjoy hearing Dread Battleship for example.
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